That's So Daily Mail
Dammit, I always undercook the port. I’ll have to boil it in a pan first.

Dammit, I always undercook the port. I’ll have to boil it in a pan first.

Doris was told to put on her sexy face.

Doris was told to put on her sexy face.

Mandy, Mark and Liam were devastated to learn that Mark’s Liverpool FC replica shirt wasn’t authentic.

Mandy, Mark and Liam were devastated to learn that Mark’s Liverpool FC replica shirt wasn’t authentic.

Anti-abortion opinion masquerading as news: 8 points.

Anti-abortion opinion masquerading as news: 8 points.

Failure to understand evolution: 4 points.

Failure to understand evolution: 4 points.

Paedophiles and lenient judges: 7 points (multiplier).

Paedophiles and lenient judges: 7 points (multiplier).

'It woz arder in my day!': 5 points.

'It woz arder in my day!': 5 points.

Questionable health advice and an awful picture: 6 points (multiplier)

Questionable health advice and an awful picture: 6 points (multiplier)

Scared of the gays?

Scared of the gays?

Gays and murderers shouldn’t be on TV? Nice.

Gays and murderers shouldn’t be on TV? Nice.